funny mothers day poems

funny mothers day poems -  I love you mom, Mom you are a shining star though the world does not know your name.
You do not have a catchy title like Baroness or Dame.
Mom you really are a star, my mother's mentor and friend.
Nobel's mother, I'd recommend.
If I won the lottery, I will share with you my success
I believe your mother every day consumption boom, the whole year through!
You may not know, because your face is so well known.
However, I think you are wonderful mom, so I'm proud of you!

"Suburban mother's role is to provide children obstetrically time, always after the car."


"It seems that this means that a number of poverty, chaos and violence every day should be avoided entirely, but I hope that one child is a natural impulse."
• Phyllis Diller

"Women's liberation, but a lot of stupid. Who is the man of discrimination. They are unable to bear children. No one will do anything to worry about."
Mill

"All women become like their mothers. This is their tragedy. No one. This is his."
Oscar Wilde, "The importance of Being Earnest"

"When you're a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. Mom always think twice, one time for herself and her children."
Sophia Loren, "Women and Beauty"

"More like mother than the father of their children, because they think they are themselves."
Aristotle

"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife is the best, but his mother the longest."
Irish proverb

"God can not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."
Jewish Proverb

"You really do not understand human nature unless you know why a child on a carousel, a wave at his parents every time around - why his parents will always wave back."
William D Tammeus
Parents often talk about the younger generation, if they do not do anything useful

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